Found this on a…

TB (trailblazer) forum I am a member of and thought it was funny. Especially since I drive a TB and usually laugh at those silly looking sports cars with too much chrome and outrageous wings (can anyone explain to me exactly what those are supposed to do?).


A Trailblazer Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas and I got caught at the light,
next to a Chevy TB and no cops in sight,

I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this Trailblazer, even with it’s Eaton blower,

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The TB next to me erupts in clouds of rear tire smoke,

Now Smasher, now Revver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,

Racing ahead I’m the star of the action,
But I know I’m in trouble when that I-6 gets traction,

Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My rear view mirror is blocked by my three foot wing,

I now hear the roar, of that Trailblazer gaining,
It is all I can do to keep this four-banger straining,

In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now things of the past,

Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,

Looking up at the taillights as they got smaller,
The driver backed off just long enough to give me a holler,

“You can’t win ’em all,” he said with a wave,
“But maybe a bigger wing will make the power you crave”

I smile and revved my four banger as he pulled out of sight,
Oh Santa please bring me nitrous so I can put up a fight!


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