comic relief

everybody needs a little crunch

Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051. When you are asked if you want to continue in English or Spanish, just wait quietly for about 10 seconds. Keep going and press 4, and it gets even better…. Keep trying if it’s busy. Yes, I have done it personally and yes, I did get this from […]

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Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen reasons why I only have one child (aka, why in the heck did I chaperone an out of state field trip :). 1. I got my little girl on the first try. 2. Little girls are calm. 3. Little boys are wild. 4. Little boys and little girls together are just plain nuts. 5. […]

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bras…

In my understanding, bras are supposed to lift you up, kind of like a good friend…right?! Not let you down?! Well, someone needs to inform my bras of that tidbit. A few days ago, I had an experience that I would rather not relive. I can’t believe I am even sharing it here, but it […]

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T.R.O.U.B.L.E

Jacey is trouble with a capital T. :-) Normally she is a really good kids at school, having only come home with something other than a green stamp a handful of times. This week however, she came home with blue twice (one step down from green). On Monday it was because she wouldn’t quit making […]

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the munchkin

Jacey is so funny sometimes… We didn’t really tell her about the whole time change thing. I figured, why add one more complication (or more like it, one more “why Mommy” question) to my life. Put her to bed a few minutes early Saturday night and didn’t think anything else of it. Till, this morning…. […]

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Silly Stuff

1.My Porn Star Name: (name of first pet + first street you lived on): Sven Locust 2.My Movie Star Name: (grandmother’s/father’s first name + favorite snack): Evelyn Oreos 3. My Fashion Designer Name: (first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant): Chick Fridays 4.My Socialite Name: (silliest childhood nickname + first town where […]

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